upright hearse

Vehicle driven only by persons less than ten years away from being a horizontal hearse passenger (Continental, Park Avenue, Sedan de Ville, etc.) at speeds less than that used by drivers of a regular hearse while in a procession.

The speed limit is 65 on 275 through St. Petersburg, but it's hard to get to that speed because of all the upright hearses.

by young fogey March 21, 2014

uprighters

Humans , carbon based meat stick.

Look at those 'uprighters' walking down the street. Being all human and stuff.

by sexychicy June 11, 2017

Uptight

When a person is nervous, worried and unable to relax

“Don’t get uptight about the exam, just do your best”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018

Uprighting your Flamingos

The act of inverting a sexual partner's legs assuming he or she is wearing Florida beach shorts.

Later l'll show you how to upright her flamingos. Later on I'll be uprighting your flamingos.

by The72JEM August 4, 2018

Uptight Trashcan

A human being who tries to get shit done but also screams about whatever random thing they’re thinking about at that given moment in time

My friend Destiny is such an uptight trashcan

by DancerB October 22, 2018

uprighter

Sexual act performed standing on one's foot.

We managed to fuck somehow, most of the time they were uprighters.

by bozo1977 December 11, 2018

Uprightness

When you have achieved sitting up right

“I have achieved desired uprightness”

by Soundsgucci May 17, 2019