Underwater Holocaust

the act of cupping one's hand over you butthole in the shower and letting the water run down your back and collect in your hand, then farting thus making a loud funny noise.

"i committed an Underwater Holocaust in the shower this morning, and it was so loud that my mom heard it and yelled at me. Heehee"

by toni pepporonni November 24, 2011

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by The_Grybird January 27, 2021

Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

When two or more monkeys go underwater and fuck violently

Man did you see that Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

by StickeyWithMickey October 18, 2022

running underwater

Describes the action of an individual that is not fleet footed. Especially when pertaining to sports, when an athlete is slow.

"Smitty takes so long to get to first base, its like he's running underwater!"

by sheeet December 9, 2008

underwater log cabin

A symetric pile of poop formed in the shape of a small cabin resting under water at the bottom of a toilet.

Dude! Come check out the underwater log cabin I just built!

by Captain Cox May 24, 2006

underwater kangaroo

A girl who jumps on every guys dick she knows under water like in a pool, their for she is a whore or slag that enjoys many partners UNDER WATER. Dam Kangaroos.

That dam underwater kangaroo knows just about everyone

by wutwut631 November 8, 2009

underwater swimming

A euphemism for cunnilingus, eating pussy; also referred to as "going down," or "diving under the labial waves." In certain, traditionally conservative communities, this activity is frowned upon and reference is frequently found on signs near lakes and rivers announcing "underwater swimming is prohibited." In recent years, a fad similar to planking has emerged among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater swimming" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background; this has come to be known as "stanking."

Shawna's bulging little camel toe was more than I could take, so I pushed her back onto the hood of the car and ripped her panties off. Then I took her underwater swimming until we were both drenched and well satisfied.

Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!

by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012