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A skidmark on the underpants of society

Someone who is so unpleasant to be around or even look at that he becomes no more than a turd to society. Not only that, he is a turd on society's Y-fronts. It would be benificial not only to society but to the Y-fronts of said society if said unpleasantries would kindly fuck off. Commonly used for thieves, homosexuals, and germans.
"Hitler, what a dick, I would go so far as to say he was a skidmark on the underpants of society."

"Get out of my boxers you fag! You're no more than a skidmark on the underpants of society!"
by D4Bullz November 24, 2006
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magic underpants

(n) - common slang term for the sacred underwear that Mormons (Church of Latter Day Saints) wear underneath all their clothes as a symbolism of their commitment to God. Plain usually white underwear like a T-shirt & boxer shorts adorned with 4 symbols. For ladies it means generally wearing the vestments underneath their bras and panties. The garments can only be purchased from an official Mormon store.
Mitt's suit always looks so ill fitted because he wears those magic underpants under his shirt and pants.
by alias alias January 31, 2008
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Hairy Underpants

Refers to a large quantity of pubic hair, usually on a woman.
This chick I banged last nite had hairy underpants, she had to part it when she pees.
by Rastus January 11, 2006
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sick underpants

comfortable underwear worn when one is sick that offers fuller coverage than a thong, bikini or other daytime underwear. Also the essential underpants for a hospital stay.
When I had the flu I wore my sick underpants and my flannel pajamas for a week.
by Heymercury April 20, 2010
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Spooky Underpants

Used by the Ancient Egyptians to describe un-natural underpants movement.
"My gosh Tutankhamun, look at those terrible spooky underpants outside, they are dancing"
by Jordan June 7, 2004
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infallible underpants

A phrase mocking any token or procedure the possession or performance of which invests a person with arbitrary authority.

It's a nod to the specific criteria necessary for the Pope to be said to be exercising Papal Infallibility -- and so be speaking for God. Without fulfilling the criteria he's just a man in a funny hat and can be as wrong any anyone else.
"I don't need to look it up. I'm wearing my infallible underpants."

"For Christ's sake Bob, you've a clipboard not infallible underpants."
by jamiebabe August 14, 2015
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capitan underpants

snap and he will be right there. from the comic book. at first a grouchy old principle until he was hypnotized.
TRA LA LAAAAAAA
by rodimus_prime2426 June 8, 2017
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