typogedy

Pronounced TIE-PAH-JA-DEE

When graphic designers really fuck up typography.

Flip: Did you see the new logo for The Gap? What was Trey Laird thinking?

Mary: Clearly he wasn't. It is a complete typogedy.

by sistah temperance October 21, 2010

Typoception

When there is a typo inside of a typo, usually a correction from somebody else because of your typo.

"Yo, I totally banked that bitch last night!"
"yea I "Banked" her too!"
"Huh that makes no sense"

"I think you meant banged."
TYPOCEPTION

by John Morris March 30, 2012

typostanding

Portmanteau of "Typo" and "Misunderstanding"

Used to describe a typo that spiraled into a misunderstanding between two or more people.

Guy: Yeah, so what I want written down is, "There are calibration points"

Girl: Oh.... okay. Could you please describe what the calibration points are? Maybe we can use something along the lines of, "There are adjustment points for fine tuning?"

Guy: We do NOT calibrate PRINTERS. We do NOT calibrate RULERS. We do NOT calibrate COMPUTERS. We do NOT calibrate PRESSES.

Girl: Yeah... I understand that, i'm pretty sure we have stickers on the presses that say "calibration not required". But you know what, you've been doing this longer than I have, so i'll just use that as-is: "There are calibration points"

Guy: I'm so sorry! It all makes sense now, what I meant was: "there are NO calibration points" It was all just a typostanding.

by azntiger954 October 13, 2016

typoem

A poem constructed from or caused by a typographical error.

Person #1: wieuhdbxjsushshjdidydhshsns
Person #2: I don't know what you're saying, but it sure is a typoem!

Person #3, attempting to recite the first verse of Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening": Who's wood this are I think I no.
Person #4: Haha! You must mean, "Whose woods these are I think I know."
Person #3: Whoops! I guess I made a typoem, huh?

by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017

Tpose Sucking

The act of performing a Tpose whilst have your toes simulateneously sucked.

"Don't worry my son, Tpose Sucking can be used to assert your dominance within any school environment"

by Dibba Nying Memes July 7, 2018

Tpose Sucking

The act of performing a Tpose whilst simultaneously having your toes sucked.

"Don't worry my son, Tpose Sucking can be used to assert your dominance in any school environment"

by Dibba Nying Memes July 7, 2018

Typonesian

A type of phone when you're auto correct no longer works....

I obviously got a Typonesian phone with all the typos it puts out.

by Jukesy Momma 1970 August 19, 2019