Twitten

Sussex dialect: a narrow passage between buildings. (cf. North of England: ginnel)

Most people walked half way around the block but the locals knew a short-cut through the twitten.

by Urban-Joe November 27, 2011

Twatter

A pejorative word employed by intelligent individuals to describe Twitter, a contemporary sickness enveloping the universe at alarming rates. Those with Twatter in their lexicons have made a pledge to shun the micro blogging site, for they have actual lives imbued with experiences and enjoyments in real time with real people. Those who patronize Twitter with sickening regularity are often repulsed and deeply offended by Twatter references, claiming that 140 characters can change the world, "giving everybody a voice." It's a crock of shit of course, and like a leaking meat wallet, the only thing this technology represents is an opportunity for fucktards to demonstrate just how much they stink.

Trevor: "Did you see John's tweet last night about his date with Berta?"
Dave: "Yea, that guy is a raging douche nozzle. He's always on Twatter talking about himself and all his problems."

by Othercrisp Chalkr December 28, 2013

Twitter

People screaming at each other.

Twitter is just people screaming at each other.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh June 25, 2022

TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

Why, just why
Basically searched the 4 main words that are near the Define a word button, you are kinda bored, and it's ok

Guy 1: Hey, i already searched horny definition, give me a random definition
Guy 2: Search Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe
Guy 1: alr thank you

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- July 1, 2021

Bare Minimum Twitter

People who are easily impressed, if not infatuated, by basic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, being nice, etc.

Bare Minimum Twitter be like: He can cook?? Marry him sis there aren't many left!!!

by wokeassbitch00 January 26, 2018

twitter's white boy of the month

When twitter crowns their white boy of the month, it is most likely a skinny, string bean ass, brown haired guy that looks like he hasn't slept in 129 years and doesn't eat, only hit's his juul. Also, they are softboy's, feeding off younger girls self-esteem issues by tweeting random ass things like 'You are beautiful!'. But when the month is over, twitter will drop them faster than a hot frying pan and move on to month's white boy.

Trish: "Hey, who was twitter's white boy of the month in August?"

Loren: "It was Noah centipede."

by #1 bish January 5, 2019

Twitterbomb

To pollute the stream of a Twitter hashtag by tweeting a meaningless, satirical, or spamlike tweet containing the hashtag. Usage is comparable to googlebomb.

McDonald's marketers were horrified as #mcdstories, meant to solicit positive tweets about experiences at the restaurant chain, was twitterbombed with replies like "I ate a Big Mac and got the shits for 24hrs. #mcdstories"

by bselig November 7, 2012