Twilight

See shit

Oh that book twilight is shit.

by Chippppp April 9, 2009

My Life is Twilight

A website intended for dumb fangirls that has evolved into a place where Harry Potter fans can go to have a good laugh.

Twilight fan: I just posted a story on My Life Is Twilight!

HP Fan: What did it say?

Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT

HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.

by MrsSchlongbottom January 24, 2011

Twilightsparkle

A lavender unicorn with dark purple eyes pink,purple and bluesh purple mane and tail she is in the my little pony G4 show Mylittlepony:friendship is magic

Twilightsparkle can teleport,yet she walks every were

by Brony4eves December 16, 2011

Twilight

Simply put: the worst book ever to be published.

It's cliched, has no actual plot, sends out bad messages, is anti-feminist, has puple prose, etc etc.

It's fans are usually teeny bopper fan-girls who don't know the meaning of real literature, and who would kill you if you have a different oppinion. It's sad, really.

Twilight fangirl: Twilight fricken ROCKS, right? Edward's soooo hot!!!

Normal person: No! It reads like fan-fiction written by a 12 year old girl.

Twilight fangirl: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU?! *jumps up and down like a raving lunatic*

Normal person: *walks away*

by noname191 August 24, 2009

twilight

that book by stephenie meyer which caused the vampire genre to be classified as a "teenage love-story" instead of "badaas stories of hardcore blood drinkers". teenages girls eat this shit up for some reason.

Teenage Girl:OMG ILOVE TWILIGHT EDWARD IS SO HOT!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!!!1!
Chuck Norris:*roundhouse kick*
Mr.T:SHUT UP, FOOL!
Kool-Aid Man:OH YEAH!

by ShatteredBomb February 4, 2009

Twilight New GOON

The name for a male who has gone to see the new twilight movie (Twilight New Moon).

Mike: Brad is so pussy-whipped that he went to see the new Twilight Movie with his girlfriend.

Tom: Are you serious?

Mike: Yup.

Tom: What a twilight new goon.

by KayFizzle November 21, 2009

Twilight

A series about vampires that is guarenteed to make you 25% dumber each time you read it.

Twilight raped my brain.

by bagbird January 9, 2009