twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.

Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

Twiddle Twirl

The state of our mind when the brain stem attempts to disconnect from the body to ascend into a state in which your life turns into a solid cube of matter being able to be consumed to let them take over your body

I tried to twiddle Twirl to take over my girlfriend's body, but she just ain't into eating mah soul.

by Xx_CatDecomposer_xX December 18, 2017

twiddle doo

A twiddle Dee's half

Girl 1: u my twiddle dee
Girl 2: and u my twiddle doo

by Not ur twiddle dee. Teehee June 6, 2021

Twiddling the twine

When a particularly bigger women plays with her genitalia usually in a public setting

Mike you need to go tell that woman at the bar to quit twiddling the twine like a banjo!

by Quandavious69 March 14, 2024

Twiddle

The act of getting laid by a random or not well-known female the previous night.

You get any twiddle last night?

by brody jenner August 5, 2008

Twiddles

The definition of chase Solis and doucheebaggsss canoe

Once twiddles went in a park

by Diiidiiii April 7, 2017

twiddle dink

Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.

Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!

by mspanks204 April 5, 2016