TurtleDove

When someone is so breathtaking, you can only describe them by comparing them to an imaginary creature.

"She was absolutely gorgeous, it was like she had the form of a turtledove"

by LibraLebron_3X April 30, 2016

turtletank

a fat bitch

damn, mike was all up in that turtletank

by last nigga on earth August 3, 2010

Turtlemonkeymandanthingy

A turtle owned by a monkey who is owned by a man named Dan... There is another "Thing" involved, but I'm not quite sure what it is

"omg a triangle!!!!" Said the turtlemonkeymandanthingy

by <(* *)> October 18, 2008

Turtleinguis

The art of performing oral sex on a women with a turtle head exposed, also licking the clit then the turtle in back & forth to give the ultimate turtleinguis. The legendry snow turtle is also ideal to finish off with, just ejaculate on the turtle; entice it out the pop it into the vagina and then perform penetrative sex.

SuBo loves Andy to perform Turtleinguis when she is on tour!

by dinkle007 December 7, 2009

turtleing

to move extremely slow

Sorry I'm so late, but the kids were turtleing this morning. Or....quit turtleing! I'm ready to go!

by Juliahh August 14, 2006

turtleboy

gnarly pimp who lays down the hammers

that guy on the forums...

by tim November 18, 2003

Turkleton

A sexual position in which the male holds the female upside down and backwards so the females anus is positioned in front of the males mouth. The female then proceeds to bend backwards and give the male head while the male either eats out her ass, fingers her vag, or both.

I was getting bored of fucking her face to face so we decided to get kinky and try the turkleton.

by little_drummer_boy July 4, 2009