turdsplittters

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

turduckedence

The feeling one gets after consuming a large amount of turducken.

I've eaten nothing but turducken since 9am yesterday morning, the turduckedence is overwhelming.

by tonedebone December 26, 2009

turduckel

A redneck delicacy: turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a squirrel.

Mmm. This turduckel is finger-lickin' good.

by E. Ho December 9, 2008

Turduckin

The process of performing anal intercourse with a female while consuming a tasty turkey sandwich. It should be gobbled utilizing a corresponding beastliness in which you are pounding the female- ie: lettuce bits, turkey pieces and globs of mayo should be flying through the air, and preferably on to the females back. To officially complete a turduckin however, you must ensure the female consumes the last and final bite.

There is also the hot tub submerged version of the turduckin experience, in which you must make sure to dunk the final piece of sandwich within the grimy water and then proceed to feed it to your female counterpart. This is called a Daveduckin.

It is important to note that to pull off the turduckin, it must be something along the lines of a 'one night stand'. This CANNOT be your girlfriend. For one to pull off a turduckin, you must find a qualified candidate who is not only down with anal, but also to have a turkey sandwich consumed while being pounded. The reward, after being completely plowed, is that the female is gifted the final bite.

Used in a conversation:

cope: "Man, I'm really sick of these regular sexual encounters, Jack heads, Swingers.. I'm looking for something new...

Rob: "Well you should surely turduck-the-fuck out of a bitch tonight!"

Roger: "Yeah man! Last night I almost pulled off a Turduckin- BUT- the bitch went ballistic when I pulled out the turkey sandwich"

Sarah: "The key is to make sure you're prepared with lube, condoms, and of course, a finely made turkey sandwich!"

Missy: "I absolutely love the final bite"

Hot Tub Dave: "Stop lying Missy, you wouldnt eat the soggy bite after I tried DaveDuckin you the other night!!!!"

by cope. July 9, 2010

Turdslide

The path of a large, densely packed, unwieldy turd as it slides down the side of a toilet bowl, often resulting in a stubborn, hard-to-clean streak/smear that won't disappear with the waters of a standard flush.

Call in the reinforcements, there's been a major turdslide in here.

by Charlie77 January 9, 2013

Turduckle

An annoying little brother that will eat everything in sight. He is typically a very good actor, tricking parents into doing what he wants. A Turduckle is sometimes not classified as human, for it is more of a turtle-duck than any existing mammal. The Turduckle is a fearsome predator, ruining everything in sight.

Riley!!! Your Turduckle got out again!!!

by the-thirsty-demon December 17, 2019

Turdulence

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.

Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021