Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006

Two pees and a tripod

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.

EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!

by RainbowSocks12 July 1, 2011

Tripod Kickstand

when you have a penis long enough to use as a tripod so you don't need to use your legs.

"Man Solee this trek is killing me man, where all the trees at, i might whip out the tripod kickstand and rest for a while"

by Otungarei February 15, 2009

Tripod

An small man with an unusually large penis

"Tom's dick is huge, he's such a tripod"

by grandpacowdragon August 31, 2013

The Tripod

The Tripod is a Scottish myth of three wild girls so finely in tune with one another that they evolved into one fierce being. The legend goes that they walk the streets of Glasgow under cover of darkness, hunting for parties and unsuspecting victims on whom they bestow their unbelievable chat. The Tripod is said to have such vulgar patter that once this hunt for a party is over, they lie dormant for hours in their own filth, repeatedly cracking the same jokes and laughing maniacally. Be warned - this beast is capable of drawing in even the most sane, sensible and resistant person. You will love it against all better judgment.

The Tripod has left the party - party over.

by dr_baws March 11, 2010

Tripod

A girl that gets fucked by 3 guys at the same time.

Suzy and Erin are the biggest tripods. All they do is get drunk and take in more cock than they can handle.

by Shindig July 22, 2008

the tripod

3 close friends that have know each other for a long time and have such a unique bond that they form a group. These friends are elite to all other people to the point where people bow to them. This friendship is consider to be the highest honor.

Friend 1: hey when we getting the tripod together
Friend 2: me and friend 3 are waiting on you to get over here.

Other people:
Other person 1: I am not worthy of your presence.
The tripod: its ok you may stand

by ben pheltersnatch May 26, 2010