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Coyote Tripod

A situation in which things are extremely fucked up, poorly planned, or chaotic, similar to clusterfuck and FUBAR. Learned this word from University of Wyoming Geophysics Professor Ken Deuker while doing a gravity survey in which things were not planned very well. Apparently the word comes from a time that he saw a female coyote in heat being mounted by two male coyotes on either side, a coyote tripod.
With the pope and the president both visiting, downtown is gonna be a real coyote tripod.
by konamixplate June 30, 2012
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tryptophan coma

A fallacy that is perpetuated by people as an excuse for their lazy behavior following their diet-crushing Thanksgiving meal. Turkey has no more tryptophan than ground beef and, according to several sources, "tryptophan doesn't act on the brain unless it is taken on an empty stomach with no protein present, and the amount gobbled even during a holiday feast is generally too small to have an appreciable effect".
Instead, people should attribute their bullshit tryptophan coma to the large amount of carbohydrates and alcohol they consume that day... usually after a long drive to a relative's house that is hotter than normal because of the cooking.
by Trendon November 27, 2005
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Japanese Tripod

Three men point their johnsons towords the sky and join them together to form the shape of a tripod. Then a woman sits atop the "tripod" and bounces up and down, attemped to wedge all three men inside of her.
Mary had to have emergency surgery after she had a Japanese Tripod with the Dallas Cowboys.
by BlackSnowMan August 8, 2006
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tryptophan synthetase A protein

The full name of the tryptophan synthetase A protein, an enzyme with 267 amino acids, extends to 1,913 letters:
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THIS is the longest fucking word ever.

(sorry about all the spaces, apparently it's too big to post as one word :p )
aka: the stuff in turkey that makes you tired
by Kitteh April 28, 2005
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Tripod

1.) A three-legged supporting stand used to hold an object in place

2.) A man sporting a large penis

3.) A group of three friends who are mutually dependant on each other, and privileged to tell people that they have TWO best friends
1.)
"Let me set up the tripod so I can take the photo"

2.)
Guy: "Your friend Dave's ego is through the roof"
Kev "Yea, he's a tripod"

3.)
Guy: "Are you worried about falling out of contact with your old college buddies?"
Ben: "no ones will kick a leg out of the tripod"
by David Read January 23, 2008
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tryposition

The stance or position one assumes while intensely playing video games to gain the best skill. This usually involves the player sitting on the edge of his or her seat, elbows rested on the knees, and sitting facing completely to the TV or monitor.
Player 1: Dude, you just got Pwn'd by that 12 year old!

Player 2: Yeah, I know. I need to get into my tryposition.
by JustinDaniel December 24, 2010
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tripologize

Compounding and Truncation, shortening, are used to coin this word, which is a verb, which means the act of apologizing three times.
Sarah: you sound so sad! What's going on?
Lucy: I tripologized Harry THREE times, but he is still not responding. I think he dumped me.
by HatemX December 8, 2016
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