colins toupee

to say something difficult, gnarly or ugly is easy to do, conquer or achieve

she was the ugliest women in the village but even colins toupee would smash its back doors in
colins toupee would have landed that

by lowrider27 August 27, 2025

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Denver Toupee

The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.

“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”

“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “

by Dortybordy March 7, 2025

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The Life and Slow Times of Tucan Toupe

by Chud Pudster October 31, 2025

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A Toupee is when one man takes his nutsack and applies it onto the another man’s shaft to create an old western style powered wig/toupee

I heard Tyler and Brad were getting on in last night and he gave him the ol western toupee, Tyler said it was gay but comfy

by Handjizz_201 February 9, 2024

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A woman Too much bush and not enough bikini. Aka smuggling Chewbacca in her panties.

Did that woman on the beach. She was sporting a Toupee with chinstrap.

by The Anomalous February 20, 2024

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