weaponized battle toaster

A longer form of weaponized toaster and battle toaster

Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster

by person trying to be funny February 22, 2021

CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc.

"If she/he had read the manual, she/he would know not to put toasters in water." ~Clap

Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"

You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"

by demitridasoda December 7, 2022

Toaster Bath

The act of placing one’s toaster into one’s filled bathtub with the desired effect of death.

Justin: “Hey Clay, I heard Hannah Baker committed toaster bath.”

Clay: “Yeah it’s all the rage now!”

by GOTY'M March 6, 2019

Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.

He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.

by Gwazel July 11, 2014

toitering

Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.

You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!

by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

toaster fight

When two bros are high as fuck and have the munchies for bacon, but can't decide between bread or toast, they will engage in combat using the plug and cord as a weapon and the toaster as a shield.

" dude I've got the munchies for bacon so bad for bacon and toast"

" no mate it's gotta be bread "

" think we have a toaster fight on then "

by Geoffy June 5, 2014

Toaster Fluid

Electrified water from taking a toaster bath

Go drink Wolfie's toaster fluid

by Shenziwu November 24, 2018