tookie williams

A murderer and gang leader that only acted like he was "reformed" just so he could escape the punishment he deserved.

Fuck Tookie.

Tookie Williams was a complete coward. Good riddance.

by david smith, jr. May 17, 2008

tomkitten

Nickname given to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri. It is a play on the word, "TomKat", which is a combination of Tom and Katie's first name.

After the TomKitten was born, Tom Cruise ate the placenta.

by Urbanonymous_Poster May 2, 2006

Tookie

(1) To feed worms with a dirt nap that began around 12:30 am December 13, 2005. Shot in the arm by the anti-crime vaccine. Hooray for the needle.

(2) To show cawardice by founding one of the most despicable and hateful organizations in the history of mankind; fearing death because of your murder conviction; showing no remorse for killing four innocent people; and then writing children's books because you fear retribution for your crimes.

I hope they soon go Tookie on Scott Peterson, instead of letting him sit around for 30 years and find a reason we should feel sorry for killing him.

by John Heinz Kerry December 29, 2005

Pull a Tomoko

Pull a Tomoko
When a person backs out at the last second on a meeting, dinner, party, etc.

Sorry…I’m going to have to pull a Tomoko and cancel tonight.

by JoshuaMarcus September 10, 2006

tookies

Slang plural for a Canadian. Refers to toques which are knitted caps worn in cold weather. Changed from toquies to tookies for American pronounciation.

A carload of tookies traveled to the U.S. to buy up a vanload of government cheese.

by soofie February 12, 2006

Tomoko

Japanese word that means girl that works in an accounting firm but fantasizes about being in playboy.

Me: Hey Tomoko?!?
She: Should i put the calculator between my boobs or my butt crack?

by zoecooooool October 9, 2008

Tookish

Adventurous

Bilbo was feeling decidedly Tookish.

by Lord of the Rings Read/Watcher December 30, 2011