TOFU

Ghetto slang acronym for the following phrases:

1. To Fuck Up
2. Totally Fuck Up
3. Too Fucked Up(or Totally Fucked Up)
4. Too Old For You

1. Yo biatch, gimme back d'ose G to da Bizzears 'fore I'm going TOFU yo trick ass self!

2. Ayyo, tonite I'm gonna TOFU dat niggapotamus fo' tryin ta sleep wit ma girl!

3. *crying* My momma's bernie, yo. Breast cancer. This is just TOFU!

4.

High School Kid 1: Yo mah dogg, our new english teacher be so dayum hot, I wanna be a man and make da bitch moooaaaan!

High School Kid 2: Nawww G, she being about 30 and you 18 years old, dat woman be TOFU!

by Mark H September 7, 2004

Tofu

White food for white people

Black Girl: what are you eating?
White Girl:Tofu! it's good try some!

(Black Girl tires Tofu)
Black Girl: ewww! That Shit is nasty!
White Girl:Whatever. It's good
Black Girl:Come to my house after school, I'll give you some cornbread, Real food!

by mamag July 29, 2009

ToFu

The excuse for anything remotely food-like.

Woo! We're having tofu for dinner!

by GCG December 7, 2003

Tofu

'Tofu' as used to describe a person. Tofu is a bland and tasteless food item on its own. It is only when you add it to a dish full of meats and vegetables that it takes on the flavoring of all its around and becomes something.

Tony joined a gym and now he's all in the meathead scene. Total tofu

by Mr_Andy June 27, 2013

Tofu

a type of person who is very annoying

A: I'm so awesome and you all suck...

Everyone: Shut up Tofu

by cpt baba November 15, 2011

tOFU

A mocking version of tOSU, a way to say the Ohio State University.

tOFU is going down tonight, Sparty's going to destroy them.

by BBO69 June 8, 2012

Tofu

My nick name. Because my name is too long. It came to being by my friends taking my name 'Saidhbhin' (which is pronounced sa-bean), changing it to 'Soybean' and then finally changing it to 'Tofu' (for tofu is made of soybeans)

Look at Tofu...She's such a Freak}.

by Tofu June 24, 2004