by Kiwii Imaginary March 20, 2011
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<noun> a person who does not like to engage in physical activity. They prefer to just sit & veg instead of moving around when you invite them to join you for activities.
<noun> When one is active & athletic, dating a TOFU can pose problems: You want to spend time together enjoying the great outdoors while he wants to sit on the couch and play DVD movies all night long!
by fitchickxina September 04, 2005
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Ghetto slang acronym for the following phrases:
1. To Fuck Up
2. Totally Fuck Up
3. Too Fucked Up(or Totally Fucked Up)
4. Too Old For You
1. To Fuck Up
2. Totally Fuck Up
3. Too Fucked Up(or Totally Fucked Up)
4. Too Old For You
1. Yo biatch, gimme back d'ose G to da Bizzears 'fore I'm going TOFU yo trick ass self!
2. Ayyo, tonite I'm gonna TOFU dat niggapotamus fo' tryin ta sleep wit ma girl!
3. *crying* My momma's bernie, yo. Breast cancer. This is just TOFU!
4.
High School Kid 1: Yo mah dogg, our new english teacher be so dayum hot, I wanna be a man and make da bitch moooaaaan!
High School Kid 2: Nawww G, she being about 30 and you 18 years old, dat woman be TOFU!
2. Ayyo, tonite I'm gonna TOFU dat niggapotamus fo' tryin ta sleep wit ma girl!
3. *crying* My momma's bernie, yo. Breast cancer. This is just TOFU!
4.
High School Kid 1: Yo mah dogg, our new english teacher be so dayum hot, I wanna be a man and make da bitch moooaaaan!
High School Kid 2: Nawww G, she being about 30 and you 18 years old, dat woman be TOFU!
by Mark H September 07, 2004
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Black Girl: what are you eating?
White Girl:Tofu! it's good try some!
(Black Girl tires Tofu)
Black Girl: ewww! That Shit is nasty!
White Girl:Whatever. It's good
Black Girl:Come to my house after school, I'll give you some cornbread, Real food!
White Girl:Tofu! it's good try some!
(Black Girl tires Tofu)
Black Girl: ewww! That Shit is nasty!
White Girl:Whatever. It's good
Black Girl:Come to my house after school, I'll give you some cornbread, Real food!
by mamag July 29, 2009
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Very nummy bean curd that can be used a variety of ways. No, it's not really natural. Neither is most of the stuff we eat.
by red_beard_neo December 21, 2003
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by penguin3647 February 08, 2009
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Bill: dude i cant beleive she left me 4 that fatass after 7 yrs.
Josh: Get over it bro, we all told u dat bitch was tofu
Josh: Get over it bro, we all told u dat bitch was tofu
by bill schloot April 07, 2006
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