todorized

To humiliate a player during a game of poker by the shameless use of a strategic 'two'

"So who won that game of poker last night? You?"

"Hell no, after five minutes I had got completely todorized, I was lucky to get out of there"

by TP God October 5, 2011

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toxofalcone

A rare creature native to the blocky paradise known as minecraft, this creature wanders on aimlessly looking for prey. when the time comes the creature attacks with precision and speed. you may encounter the creature one day, but that's highly unlikely.

"oh shit, toxofalcone's coming"

by WhiteNigerian69 August 20, 2019

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Toddfather

An angry leprechaun rugby player who swears a lot and plays penis tag. Toddfathers's are vile and vulgar creatures. The often have beards that look like a bird's nest that belongs to a really bad hoarder. Toddfather's are sarcastic to the core. You can spot a Toddfather by their standard greeting; the extended middle finger on either hand blank stare and scowly eyes. Toddfather's are dangerous if not caffeinated or intoxicated. If you encounter a sober Toddfather be cautious, move slowly as their vision is poor and based mostly on movement. Under no circumstances should you enter a bathroom after a Toddfather has evacuated their bowels.

Random guy at a bar: "That guy just came up with his dick out, touched my hand with it, said 'tag, your it', flipped me off and walked away"

Random guy's buddy: "Ahh yeah. Fucking Toddfathers."

by phizzledizzle December 24, 2020

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toofine

n. devastatingly attractive girl, usually 18-21, fresh-faced, and well-dressed
a. irresistible; almost too attractive for her own good (substantially more fine than too fine)

"Whoa, check out the girl in the sundress over there."
"Toofine!"
"Yeah, she's a bona fide toofine."

My roommate's sister is toofine.

by greenstripes March 20, 2011

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