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not to put too fine a point on it 

"Excuse me for being blunt" (i.e., "excuse me for making a pointed comment.") Followed by "but" and a blunt statement.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but you were the one who suggested we should split up so we could search the creepy old house more efficiently for the axe murderer.
When a person is exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom call
Holy crap... we were on the call today and got Toobined by Sam
Toobined by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020

rootinest, tootinest 

A yee haw, honkey tonk, redneck form of "roughest, toughest." Usually spoken with a mock Southern accent.
Yosemite Sam is the rootinest, tootinest sumbitch with a six-shooter you ever did see.
rootinest, tootinest by Dr. Venkman December 11, 2005
The same as teeth. Just the lil' kid way of saying it. ;D
Chicken1- Hey dude, what's up?
Chicken2- My toofies hurt.. =*(
toofies by Expired_ April 24, 2005
A super close up photo of healthy teeth and gums.
Hey girls, look at his toofie
toofie by Lllainie May 5, 2017
When one or more persons are exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom conference call
Holy crap man, we were ten minutes into the sales presentation and got Toobined by Fred
Toobined by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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