Not the full ticket

Not clinically sane; Not all there; One sandwich short of a picnic.

'Have you seen that weirdo over there shouting at people as they walk past?", "Yeah, he's not the full ticket, is he?"

by Jo 4 Jamie January 16, 2006

tickelsneezer

A large villian on power rangers that is very goofy. The power rangers defeat him and he is one of the most vile creatures. Also called tip by the other creatures.

Look! There is tickelsneezer right now working on simulation. Let's get the hell out of here.

by C. Casey II February 18, 2009

Ticket Flicker

One who through local state law, and the inability to speak the local language due to their illegal immigration, is reduced to flicking tickets to promote pornography in your drunken Las Vegas face.

Get your porno ticket out of my drunken Las Vegas face you ticket flicker! What up don?

by imadoctorofjournalism January 5, 2010

Tinkertot Town

When you're hanging out with your friends and a bunch of little kids come around and ruin the fun. Usually to annoy you and piss you off.

Man...it's like Tinkertot Town around here. When did all these kids get here?

by mcniggleston December 30, 2010

tinkerbelling

The act of ejaculating in your partners face and throwing glitter on them

There were stains and glitter everywhere after Todd had been tinkerbelling his girlfriend last night

by Pappa420 January 21, 2015

Tickets To See X

Trigger warning

When someone either knows that they’ll die soon or they want to ask for help when they want to commit they say they have tickets to see X .

Miranda: Lindsey, I got tickets to see X.

Lindsey: I heard the concert is terrible. Don’t go. Let’s go to the movies instead, love.

by gzmakally March 7, 2020

Dirty Tinkerbell

When you snort coke off of a whore's balloon knot.

A: Fuckin A man you look like shit. What happened to you last night?
B: I ended up in Hollywood doing a Dirty Tinkerbell in the bathroom of Coffee Bean.

by bellatrixr4kids August 24, 2011