A handel bar mustache that goes from your sideburns into the stache ! Patented by a man named Heath who was know for giving mustache rides to slime ladies with medium to large sized knockers !
by Heath the tickler January 12, 2011
Get the Tulsa tickler mug.Tila Tequila: a woman who embarassed her self ..VERY PUBLICALLY.. On a ' hit ' MTV show,entitled..a shot of love with tila..
where she reveals she is a bi - sexual (nothing really wrong with that) ..UNTIL you see the programme where she makes a complete idiot of herself ..and even kept lisa (the fake ass lesbian) in for a number of weeks when 'lisa' was not interested in her(tila),and even called her 'FAKE' which being honest was REALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND..LISA IS THE FAKE..WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE A MAN..LIKE IS SHE GOING TO GET A PENILE IMPLANT OR SOMETHING..OR DOES SHE HAVE A DICK.?..which should have lost her a key..she even gave her a key and started kissing her..??!?!?!!?
CRAZY ASS HOE
She kept in jay even after the chad earthquake punch incident where he was screaming for detroit or jersey or whatever shitty assed trailer he spawned out of..
There were only two or three contestants who would have been there for a 'chance with tila'..but failed bcuz who can predict what goes on inside the mind of an illogical feather headed idiot such as tila..
she then made some bad career moves(stripping at an insane clown posse concert in front of homicidal insane clown posse jugalettes and juggalos with no life) & recently.. after the mtv incident and crawled further and further into obscurity..
Tila Tequila should rename herself Tila Thicquela..
where she reveals she is a bi - sexual (nothing really wrong with that) ..UNTIL you see the programme where she makes a complete idiot of herself ..and even kept lisa (the fake ass lesbian) in for a number of weeks when 'lisa' was not interested in her(tila),and even called her 'FAKE' which being honest was REALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND..LISA IS THE FAKE..WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE A MAN..LIKE IS SHE GOING TO GET A PENILE IMPLANT OR SOMETHING..OR DOES SHE HAVE A DICK.?..which should have lost her a key..she even gave her a key and started kissing her..??!?!?!!?
CRAZY ASS HOE
She kept in jay even after the chad earthquake punch incident where he was screaming for detroit or jersey or whatever shitty assed trailer he spawned out of..
There were only two or three contestants who would have been there for a 'chance with tila'..but failed bcuz who can predict what goes on inside the mind of an illogical feather headed idiot such as tila..
she then made some bad career moves(stripping at an insane clown posse concert in front of homicidal insane clown posse jugalettes and juggalos with no life) & recently.. after the mtv incident and crawled further and further into obscurity..
Tila Tequila should rename herself Tila Thicquela..
tila the product of america home of the stupid and ignorant and rascist but guess what they are proud of it and even try to make money out of the fact they are so stupid ..
Tila cannot even make it in tv networks where they are desperate for attention whores like her..
TILA TEQUILA IS AN IDIOT FULL STOP THAT FOOL IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH LIEF..
Tila cannot even make it in tv networks where they are desperate for attention whores like her..
TILA TEQUILA IS AN IDIOT FULL STOP THAT FOOL IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH LIEF..
by TILATHICKQUELA October 23, 2010
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Someone with a difficult past but will come out with a bright future. Tinsaye is also kind and doesn't care what others think of her.
by Legacy nation May 23, 2016
Get the Tinsaye mug.Tirsa is someone who is very mature and kind, but can show her fun or immature side at any moment when it comes to being the life of the party. Once you meet her, you’ll most likely fall in love with her, as she probably has been captivating to alot of guys in her past, but she never seems to find someone that’ll really be fitting, as she obviously deserves the most any female can gather from a male, since she is the highest expectation of her respective sex. She has an amazing body, or at least to her own agenda, a “mediocre” one, but this type of girl usually has insecurities, which keeps a sense of humbleness, however, it is a pain to ever convince her she is a beautiful and magneficient woman. Regarding back to her body, many men will fall in love with that only, but only her real love will fall in love with her personality and her characteristics, rather than what most guys seem to look at: ass, tits, pussy, etc. But if you don’t stop at her looks and begin to talk to her, you will see that she is very interesting, experienced, helpful, caring, strong, hilarious, understanding, loving, fun, and most importantly, natural. In conclusion, tirsas do know their boundaries and keep a clean slate even if they do get wild at some points, but they surely know and realize what is right and where their priorities stand... at least when they feel happy. Tirsas can be mostly sad or happy, but they’ll never be afraid to keep going even if they won’t admit their striving life.
Friend: “Wow, Tirsa is so damn hot and... HER ASS BRO, YOU GONNA GET THAT??”
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Friend: “I’m just saying man, if i can hit that, i’d be so down.”
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Friend: “Are you gay?”
Weirdo: “I’d EAT her with my damn 20 inches”
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Gentleman: “Dude chill haha, she’s amazing, but if you actually saw what she is inside rather than outside, you’d see how better she is than just a walking ‘ass and tits’.”
Friend: “I’m just saying man, if i can hit that, i’d be so down.”
Gentleman: “I’d be glad to be with her some day too... i’d be so damn lucky, she’s amazing and her personality will always be my number one turn on hehe.”
Friend: “Are you gay?”
Weirdo: “I’d EAT her with my damn 20 inches”
Gentleman and Friend: “Shut the fuck up you whore”
by Ilikenightsinthecity July 28, 2018
Get the Tirsa mug.famous in myspace, only because people add her &want to see her half naked pictures. she says she Bisexual so she can have her own show on MTV,(which isn't real). her voice sounds like a sheep on crack. Looks like a Chihuahua. &is UGLY
by awkwardfork January 21, 2009
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