Someone who gets aroused at the slightest thing. But unfortunatly cannot maintain an erection for more than four seconds. They tend to be people who shout out "porn" every time they see visable flesh other than the face. This happens because they are so sexually frustrated that they find even the slightest thing erotic.
Also see ben oldham Impotentand townie
Also see ben oldham Impotentand townie
Matthew: PORN!!
Normal person: Huh? its a picture of a duck.
Matthew: But it's so horny.
Abe: you Titanic boner.
Ben oldham: *cries* that offends me, what's wrong with horse rape?
Normal person: Huh? its a picture of a duck.
Matthew: But it's so horny.
Abe: you Titanic boner.
Ben oldham: *cries* that offends me, what's wrong with horse rape?
by truth speaker December 8, 2004
Get the Titanic boner mug.An event that has taken place resulting in risk of injure, injure or loss of life where a problem was spotted prior to the event which could have been prevented and was forewarned but left ignored or unrectified, but fixed after the fact.
Friend: "I kept telling my about the leaking freezer but he failed to fix it and he got sued by a customer for slipping on it and he fixed it yesterday."
Me:"that is a classic case of what I call the Titanic theory."
White Star Line was neglect and Knew there was not enough lifeboats for all the passengers and crew of the Titanic. (this is the origin case of the Titanic theory)
The Titanic was designed to carry 32 life boats but this number was reduced to the 20 lifeboats because White Star Line felt that the deck would be too cluttered.
Me:"that is a classic case of what I call the Titanic theory."
White Star Line was neglect and Knew there was not enough lifeboats for all the passengers and crew of the Titanic. (this is the origin case of the Titanic theory)
The Titanic was designed to carry 32 life boats but this number was reduced to the 20 lifeboats because White Star Line felt that the deck would be too cluttered.
by Michael Hannon September 16, 2008
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(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened
Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.
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Get the tightening the door knob mug.The Guido dressed in all white seen near the end of Titanic. He stays with Jack and Rose till the ship sinks. You can see him zoomed all the way out standing on top of the boat. He is a BEAST!
by BOSSMANDREW September 16, 2010
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Person 2: What?
Person 1:Replacing all the water in those childrens' water pistols with sulphuric acid.
Person 2:Aw yeah do it!
*after, in jail*
Person 2: Well, that idea was Titanical.
Person 2: What?
Person 1:Replacing all the water in those childrens' water pistols with sulphuric acid.
Person 2:Aw yeah do it!
*after, in jail*
Person 2: Well, that idea was Titanical.
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by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018
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