Three-holer

A woman that can be fucked in 3 holes (i.e. the ass, mouth, and pussy)

Hey check out that Three-holer! She's fuckin' HOT!

by metalhead666 February 20, 2007

Three Knee Deep

In prison: To stab someone so that they’re injured, but not killed, usually as a warning.

He got three knee deep yesterday.

by Neacher May 18, 2013

Threadripper

Scientists have proof that this is the last thing an Intel HEDT CPU will see before it died

Intel fanboy: I'm gonna buy the 10980XE, it's the best of the best right now
People with a brain: The Threadripper 2970X is a thing you know. I'm going to wait for AMD to release the 3990X with 64 cores. That will crush that garbage you call HEDT and the Xeon Platinum at the same time

by EasyLife123 November 22, 2019

The Three Kings

Notorious hacker cult with origins (purportedly) in the state of Florida. No one is quite sure who the "3 kings" actually are, but they have made a name for themselves by coding unstoppably malicious computer viruses and laying tons of hot chicks. Often abbreviated as t3k

Norton has detected a virus: 3Kings.Bluesky.Trojan, I'm screwed. It's the Three Kings.

by berkeleyHelpDesk March 1, 2009

Threadcromancy

The reincarnation of old threads on forums. It comes from joining Thread and Necromancy.

Argh, stop bumping, I've had enough of all this threadcromancy.

by Anon287 December 18, 2006

three spank surprise

Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.

"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."

by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016

number one, number two, number three

#1: Pee
#2: Poop
#3: Diarrhea

number one, number two, number three

Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!

by JustAnAcre March 1, 2017