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three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.
This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009
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Three-holer

A woman that can be fucked in 3 holes (i.e. the ass, mouth, and pussy)
Hey check out that Three-holer! She's fuckin' HOT!
by metalhead666 February 20, 2007
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Three Knee Deep

In prison: To stab someone so that they’re injured, but not killed, usually as a warning.
by Neacher May 18, 2013
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The Three Kings

Notorious hacker cult with origins (purportedly) in the state of Florida. No one is quite sure who the "3 kings" actually are, but they have made a name for themselves by coding unstoppably malicious computer viruses and laying tons of hot chicks. Often abbreviated as t3k
Norton has detected a virus: 3Kings.Bluesky.Trojan, I'm screwed. It's the Three Kings.
by berkeleyHelpDesk March 1, 2009
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three spank surprise

Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016
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number one, number two, number three

#1: Pee
#2: Poop
#3: Diarrhea
number one, number two, number three

Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!
by JustAnAcre March 1, 2017
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Three Shits to the Wind

A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.
William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.
by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011
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