taintache

A continuous or throbbing pain or dull ache in the perineum.

I did a double century ride this weekend, and my taintache is so bad I can barely sit down...

by ryanwoodsmall October 4, 2006

taintle

a skin flap found between a woman's vagina & her asshole, namely, on her taint. gives the appearance of a tail, or a tiny penis...
taint + tail = taintle.

"Dude, i slept with this chick last weekend, and she had a wicked taintle! does that make me gay?"

by LAWWWWLLL February 4, 2009

taint potato

The main cash crop of the infamous taint farmer.

Come on Cletus it's time to harvest the taint potatoes!

by stankhouse April 3, 2011

Taintenance

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.

“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”

by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011

taint ranger

A person who hovers between being an asshole and a dick or an asshole and a pussy.

That dude's a real taint ranger.

by sdhillbilly May 15, 2013

taint pus

Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor.

Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor. "She said it was a boil on her ass but the doctor said its taint pus."

by mervtheperv February 11, 2015

taintman

Usually referring to a man with a small penis but a high sense masculinity.

Ashton is such a taintman.

by bruh9898 December 12, 2016