microwaved

adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you

Virginia: You smoked, didn't you?

Komal: . . . can u tell?

Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved.

by the ex emcee November 9, 2017

microwaved it

The act of moving a girl's panties to the side, instead of removing them, to save time during sex

Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.

by patrickhellard August 20, 2015

Microwave

a weed smoking game. the rules are as follows: get several people to stand in a line. Fire up a joint and take a hit. Hold it in and pass it on. You cannot let it out until it has come back to you. During this time you must also be spinning around constantly as if in a microwave. Repeat several times. Best done in a hotbox situation.

EDMUND: i say how does a quick game of microwave sound to you chaps?
CHARLES: oh spiffing idea old boy!
EDMUND: oh my i am quite baked indeed.

by madtie2 September 30, 2009

microwave

A motherfucking glock or gun..

That bitch had the microwave all in his grill..

by Ladii Spyda October 7, 2007

microwave

Haxor jargon meaning a server box full of drunken HD

<Paul>Man you're fucking getting on my nerves
<Robert>stfu man or I'mma grad your microwave!

by El-Tea August 4, 2004

Microwave

A fucking lovely utensil use for kys and cooking yeast infected bread

My nun just sharted on my bread I think i need a lovely microwave to sausage the toasted bread brotherman

by Yung spicy philapeno cochie November 3, 2019

microwave

A slang term for farting.

I just microwaved lol.

by SXIX0000 November 12, 2018