atkins diet

a stinking heap of rotting bullshit

women: i tried the atkins diet and instead of losing 10 pounds i gain 7,000

by The Jizz King July 24, 2006

Atkins diet

A marketing pitch used by Subway (like that 6g fat crap) and McDonalds to scam millions of judgement-lacking idiots into think a lard-packed, cheese stuffed, burrito or Subway Sandwich, with loads of mayonaise and unsalted butter topping it off will make them lose weight.

"Tonight, why not try our all new Atkins-approved supersized beef taco! With all of your favorite ingredients, barbeque sauces, mayonaise, excess poorly drained bacon, melted fatty-cheese residue from the dairy factory, and topped off with solid chunks of lard for that mmm mmm flavor!"

by Chang Tan June 17, 2004

Atkins-load

The biggest number is an Atkins-load. It is the largest number possible. One can't count to it. Not that you would get bored or something, it is physically and mentally impossible to count up to an Atkins-load.

""There are an Atkins-load of stars in the galaxy." said my astronomy teacher."

by Nick and Mark and Mischa April 29, 2008

Leon Atkins

stumbling, unsure

He is so Leon Atkins!

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

atkins diet

A diet that was developed under a misunderstanding between complex carbohydrates, such as those found in whole grain, and simple cabohydrates, such as processed sugar. Causes halitosis.

The Atkins Diet is a poor alternative to cutting back on simple carbs and getting up and participating in regular excercise.

by Napoleon the Clown July 7, 2006

Atkins diet

A crappy exscuse for a diet. People on it eat basically anything they want exept bread, pasta, fruit, and veggies.
Think it sounds stupid now? Well the guy who made it died of obesity!
The people who are actully stupid enough to go on it gain more weight than than they lose.
If you want to lose weight use slim-fast!

Someidiot: Jeez, I went on that Atkins diet and I gained 35 pounds. But I was only trying to lose 10.
Otheridiot: Yer lucky, I went on it and I gained 50!

by bitch#1 April 16, 2005

absuing the atkins diet

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection. (v.)

Unaware of Jill's problem down south, Jack ended up abusing the atkins diet when they hooked up.

by The Herminator May 24, 2003