agency paralysis

The inability to act on one's own behalf. A mental freeze when it comes to taking positive actions, initiating projects, or moving forward with existing projects.

My older brother, suffering from a bad case of agency paralysis, couldn't move out of his apartment into the better and cheaper one he was offered.

by lexicalibc December 26, 2017

Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."

John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."

by Edward C. Microwagious May 09, 2014

The Drug Enforcement Agency Musuem: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Drug Enforcement Agency Musuem: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

The environment agency

When a girl has been flooded with cum in all her holes during group sex.

Myself and two other guys did "the environment agency" on that girl last night.

by WidsomWizard December 07, 2022

central intelligence agency is for dean's list.

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😱: central intelligence agency is for dean's list.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Central Intelligence Agency Is For Dean's List.

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😱: Central Intelligence Agency Is For Dean's List.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Social drone agency

Business that offers the service of multiple people or air for the purpose of molding, changing or creating online brand equity or visibility.

They hires an social drone agency to boost their media before the ipo. You know of those upscale social trolling houses.

by TechDeLaNoir March 07, 2018