by Raven May 28, 2004
Get the that's the way the cookie crumbles mug.Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."
Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."
Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."
by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008
Get the that's the way the cookie crumbles mug.Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.
Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.
by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010
Get the protect the cookie juice mug.A term used to describe the sexual actions between one or more persons that one would not typically discuss for any number of reasons
"Bro, I walked in on Jason flipping the cookie from both ends..."
"Awesome. Was she at least hot?"
"He was alone..."
"Awesome. Was she at least hot?"
"He was alone..."
by K0re4n3lvis September 28, 2015
Get the flipping the cookie mug.I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.
by Leonhart January 9, 2019
Get the Fucked the Cookie mug.cookie represents an object of desire. the state of crumbling represents that the object of desire is no longer attainable in its desired form, or that the object of desire has reached its culmination within a state of decline.
High school senior: "I wasn't accepted into my top choice university."
Father: "Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles."
Boy: "My girlfriend and I finally broke up. We had been arguing for weeks."
Friend: "That's the way the cookie crumbles."
Father: "Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles."
Boy: "My girlfriend and I finally broke up. We had been arguing for weeks."
Friend: "That's the way the cookie crumbles."
by Zach Herold November 23, 2006
Get the that's the way the cookie crumbles mug.When you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls' vagina for the pleasure of the girl. Similar to fingering
1. Sebastian "Dudeee, last night I was with this fox and I stuck my hand in the cookie jar" ;)
2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"
2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"
by themostpeppermentofcanes November 8, 2015
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