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the oatmeal code

A way for students to talk about drugs, sex, drinking and stuff by referring everything to oatmeal.
student1: then when I brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.
by joe725 April 28, 2007
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Stank on the source code

To put stank on the source code is to modify any electronic or mechanical object so that it alters the items original function.
Person 1: dude, are you watching gay porn on the head unit in your car?
Person 2: yeah man, I dropped some stank on the source code, and now my car dashboard streams porn 24/7
by Honk McDoodle May 28, 2023
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The Hackers Code

The Hacker's Code is an affirmation of life itself, life that wants to know, and grow, and extend itself.
Hackers are threatening because they live like spies, appearing to play by the rules but given secret sanction to break them. Sanction comes not from a central government, however, but from the facts of paradigm change, hierarchical restructuring, and exponential change itself. The evolution of a single global economy mandates that every business behave as if it's an independent country. Every enterprise must manage its proprietary data and master the craft of intelligence and disinformation. Information is currency, and those who know how to get it and integrate it into meaningful patterns are the new Masters of the Universe.
The Hackers Code :

The skills of hackers -- a love of adventure and risk, a toleration of ambiguity, an ability to synthesize meaning from disparate sources, a commitment to knowledge -- are skills needed in the next century. Hackers are the pathfinders of the wilderness called the future toward which the tao is flowing like a river, flowing and branching fractal-like, flowing in the tracks of hackers. (c) Richard Thieme 1997
by BrotherWLLraseyrD;) December 9, 2009
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spending reductions in the tax code

A tax hike.

See also: Jon Stewart's segment, "Slashdance" on The Daily Show aired 4/14/2011.
"My plan will require us to come together and make up the additional savings with more spending cuts and more spending reductions in the tax code." -President Obama is his deficit speech on 4/13/2011.
by justiferous May 6, 2011
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The man code

If a man has graduated high school he cannot ask a girl that is still in high school out. As one this is mostly going to cause something illegal to happen. Two its just kinda creepy. It is okay though for a man who is still in high school to date a girl that has graduated,

(exceptions- you had been dating the girl for over a month before you graduated, you graduated early and are less than a year apart from the girl,if the girl is dumb and has failed high school a few times and is at least 18 and a half
Wow your in college and your dating a sophomore, thats some major breakage of the man code!!!!!
by Shimni BONG June 29, 2008
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The Demon Code

1) Cant decline a rock off chanllenge
2) Cant hug people in sexual context
3) Never break a promise
4) Cant be sick and/or perverted
5) Cant act in a sexuall manner
6) cant eat human flesh
hey i live by the demon code
totaly auesum Man
by So.Lickme October 25, 2007
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rule 86 of the man code

if a cop sees a pretty woman he needs to ask if he can see her breasts
hello mam by rule 86 of the man code I must ask to see your breasts
by jon jon the man October 14, 2018
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