alaskan christmas

Freeze a turd and play backwards tug of war pushing it into each others buttholes
by Nastyfundip May 04, 2017
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Alaskan Rabies

When you cum around a chick's mouth. It gives the illusion of the girl having rabies.
I was having a threesome, and I gave the girl Alaskan Rabies. The other guy in bed got scared shitless.
by Manuelmatthew June 29, 2011
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Alaskan Deposit

A group of guys all deposit their semen into a jar. Then the jar is poured out onto a female's head or object.
I went to Joe's mom grave and gave her an Alaskan Deposit.
by JumboShrimp19 July 01, 2022
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Alaskan Flamingo

A sexual act in which a thin metal pole is shoved into a person's urethra while their penis is fully erect, and/or any orifice capable of housing one.
then a partner(s) sits on top of the pole(s) to increase the pressure while they masturbate on top of it looking down at the other person.
Care should be taken in being the flamingo so that the pole doesn't puncture anything,

bouncing or swaying around gently and slowly while they trust you not to injure them.
"You hear that Jerry and Ronda tried the alaskan flamingo last night?"
"No shit, no wonder she hasn't been walking right."
"Yeah Jerry seems kinda bummed about it, bet he'll get it too once she's feeling better."
by Aruminoi June 17, 2017
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Spicy alaskan

When you fill a condom with water and freeze It then insert it into the woman's ass and dip your dick in Siracha and fuck her
Did you guys fuck

Yeah I gave her the spicy Alaskan
by Mich46 September 27, 2015
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alaskan goggles

The art of placing your testicles in ice water for 5 minutes, then placing them on ones eye sockets while sleeping or unconscious. Can also be dipped in ice cream for a tastier treat.
by boobie1022 December 01, 2013
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Alaskan Porn

Porn that is extremely dirty and violent but is hidden under too many blankets and coats to actually see anything.
Guy: dude did you see that hot Alaskan porn?

Other guy: yea I did. I wish the camera wasn't so shaky.
by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014
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