testicalls

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.

unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(

by Zomar October 2, 2007

texticle messaging

the act of a person with testicles texting another person with testicles

Are you really still texticle messaging? You're such a faggot.

by Buffalo13 August 21, 2009

testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010

testical flap

An insult commonly used to comeback to the insult butt nugget

That's a hot testical flap

by real tyler October 15, 2013

Testical Knockers

A pair of balls tied to your testicles that weighs them down senching a knot tighter around the testicular. The more you move the tighter the knot gets increase pain and pleasure. Eventually when you climax it will release a scream of both pain and excitement at the amazing feeling being released from your tightly knotted testicals and the pain being inflicted upon them.

The Testical Knockers sure do make my climax feel like the acme of perfection.

by MyBitchLikesToSuck July 16, 2018

Texticle

The measure of ones audacity in text form. Often used to describe when one is particularly bold in email, text message, or IM.

"That guy has huge texticles, have you seen half the stuff hes written to Jane?"

by Baelgul July 21, 2009

texticles

A man having the ability to only say what he feels over texting, not in person.

He wouldn't tell me what was wrong until he grew some texticles & sent me a message after he left.

by :-):-( April 1, 2009