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testibawls

A combination of the words testicles and balls. It means the same thing as both words only a funnier alternative to both words.
That asswipe got kicked in the testibawls.

You should kick that bitch ass nigga in da testibawls.
by AssBlaster December 27, 2007
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Testicle Shrimp

It’s a shrimp... with tesicles on it (shhh it’s actually a fish, but it totally has testicles).

Origin: Gaelic region
“F u testicle shrimp!”

“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”
by K nasty aka Tahoe Kev January 27, 2019
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Testicliment

n. Compliment for doing something that takes some major balls.
Dude: You were right.
Chick: Wow, that had to have taken a lot of balls to say. I really appreciate that, thanks.
Dude: Your welcome. Thanks for the Testicliment.

Examples of things that deserve Testicliments:
Admitting you were wrong, dumping a bitch, standing up to someone twice your size...
by Zac P January 24, 2009
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Testicle Wrap

The wrapping of the hand around the testicles during a handjob. The tesitcles contract and mold softly around the fingers.
Gross! I just got a testicle wrap
by Work Turbans for life! May 11, 2009
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Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
by ta4877 November 11, 2009
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testicleavage

The slight area of ascension between the testicles, as they hang loose. This is considered the "cleavage" of a pair of testicles.
Bella saw Povaliev's testicleavage when he got naked for her.
by TheRichandBeautifulTJF! March 30, 2010
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Testicle Dressing

When you ejaculate in a substance intended for the use of a another person.
Eric: Why is Jessica yelling so loud?

Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .
by dermena September 8, 2015
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