Testicle Nutblast

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))

Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!

by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019

Testicular Osteoporosis

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020

Testicality

When one or both of your testicals suffer a serious trauma.

I suffered a testicality when a soccer ball hit me right in the balls.

by cjl77 August 28, 2021

dreamybullxxx's Testicles

They are the hardest working testicles ever. They come every day.

-Nah bro, his balls are like dreamybullxxx's testicles. they are coming every day

by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023

Testicopter

When one swings his testicles in a circular motion similar to a vertical helicopter blade. Usually performed in front of some audience.

Hey John it's a bit windy in here... No bro, that's just the vortex from my Testicopter.

by GetDustin October 28, 2009

Testicular Torsion

May god have mercy on your soul

testicular torsion

by potatomaster3301 June 2, 2020

Testicle Sunrise

When you wake a girl up by slapping her in the face with your testicles

my girl friend fell asleep during sex, so i gave her a testicle sunrise!

by dangle dongle May 13, 2005