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Situation provoked by an attack from Street Fighter 4's loathingly laughable late prodigy in which your sorry personnae will experience both the tummy levelling propulsor uppercut AND the spine cracking power bomb.
can't believe i'm actually being teleporto-spin-piledriver'D for the 587th time today!
by davesquicksh October 21, 2011
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Teleport

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Anything that can take you places through time and space
Through the teleporter to get to Europe in 1929
by BBB World War I October 28, 2017
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Foreskin Teleportation

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The word "Foreskin Teleportation" can be used in many ways, but it has two common usages to this date, The first usage is to get to another destination with out being seen in a weird manner, and the second usage is to prepare for something big like sexual intercourse. The two creators have never been sighted since the "World Willy Tour" and are suspected to be creating a secret foreskin and willy army far, far away in the Great willy castle.
"Matt and Marvin used the foreskin teleportation to prepare themselves for the world willy tour"
by Matt Hiscock November 27, 2004
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Telepornation

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The verb form of "Teleporn", which is defined as "the state of being gangster". Telepornation is done by few, only those who are deemed worthy of it's grace. It's direct translation from latin roots means "the color green", although some experts think it's actually "The color green is cool."
Dude, Telepornation is hella cool.
by Omg No Wai March 23, 2007
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teleportage

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1. Canadian English word for Teleportation.

2. The movement of things (eg: Canoes, Maple Syrup) from one point to another through a space other than meatspace.
Sir Alexander Mackenzie was tired of always walking through the forest with his canoe on his back so he invented teleportage to more efficiently transport himself and his men to the West Coast of Canada.
by Discotechnica May 6, 2015
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Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
by Squid? February 3, 2020
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teleportation hit

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This is when you take hit/a drag/a rip/ a slap/ a pull of anything and you’re teleported to a previous memory with that substance.
Bro my juul was fine a second ago and now it’s burnt. I just had a teleportation hit

all the way back to 9th grade.
by Grell June 17, 2024
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