Tedward

A crazed twilight fan who's friends girlfriends name is teddy and she is goals and Edward Cullen is also goals so teddy+edward= Tedward.

Ella: Omg I met this guy and he is such a tedward

by Cemnms.moss September 3, 2017

thwart

to sneeze and the fart at the same time.

while in the restroom John needed to thwart his brains out.

by Peter_k May 11, 2007

Tedward

A nickname a crazed twilight fan names her crush whose name is already either Theodore, Ted, or any T starting name.

Girl reading Twilight series: "Ahh, Tedward!" ::looks at crushes pic::

by pseudonym731 October 13, 2011

Throb Thwarting

When you are blocked or prevented from watching porn on a website.

I can't believe I woke up to the news that pornhub is throb thwarting Virginia.

by Tres Gee July 2, 2023

thwart

A mixture of two words, 'twat' and 'what'. Made up by lil john and his eastside boiz homies.

Used as a degrading word. Such as; 'Sally is a thwart'.

by Peter March 19, 2005

Thwargle

The tiny hair of a peach.

Man, this peach has more thwargles than usual.

by Thwargle January 9, 2022

Thwargen

A tribal people of the 7.5th dimension with fuzzy purple mustaches and big feet who partake in crazy antics and other shenanigans.

Oh, those crazy Thwargen, you never know what they're gonna do next!

by 17 Jackson May 22, 2009