tear jerker
It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.
tear jerker by Red Face December 2, 2007
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tear jerker
n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant
man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."
tear jerker by panthaman77 May 4, 2011
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The Tear Jerker
When a man is receiving fellatio from a woman, he extricates his penis from her mouth and sticks his erection in her eye, thrusting back and forth vigorously. Such action produces tears in the female which remain on the tip of the penis. The penis is then reintroduced into the female mouth forcing her to taste her own tears.
Jon gave Michelle the tear jerker last night and now she is wearing an eye patch and has a salty taste in her mouth.
The Tear Jerker by Nate Edwards January 1, 2009
tear jerker
while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows
she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.
tear jerker by Matt April 10, 2004
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Tear Jerker
Making someone cry and then using their tears as lubrication to masturbate. Used to show pleasure taken from humiliating another.
Tear Jerker by I dig chicks hey January 28, 2008