tear jerker

n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant

man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."

by panthaman77 April 15, 2011