Telly Savalas

To completely shave the private parts of a hairy woman. When completed cramming a lollipop up it and stating "Who loves ya baby?"

Dave, didn't your mom teach your sister any hygiene? Before I banged her last night I had to give her a Telly Savalas!

by Shootin Cracker December 28, 2007

telly tubbies

Result of old aged pensioners on acid.

Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:

Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.

In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.

Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.

Old Bertie ate his son's tabs and saw some telly tubbies.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

tallydestroyer

A very huge pussy, ass, and mouth destroying machine

- Not how loose it is... but will my tallydestroyer fit?

- The geeb of all cocks
- This one will wreck your vagina
- HUGE!!!
- The North Pole DOES exist
- Watch out... it will blow you in half
- You definitely won't want this in your ass
- Your tonsils will be removed (if they aren't already)

by Merufarm June 10, 2010

Tellytubbies

The most fucked up tv show on earth. Four survivors of the khmer rouge genocide are sealed into giant outfits and then made to dance in front of an audience of children who are unaware of the horrors in front of them. Due to the amount of time they have been sealed into the suits they have gone completely insane and their screams now resemble only gibberish. Meanwhile a giant man child sits burning in a furnace and makes baby noises.

Oh shit lads the tellytubbies are fucked up

by suckmyweewee August 14, 2016

Tally Plague

When someone doesn't have covid but suddenly loses their voice and coughs after the night out in Tallahassee

Yo bro she has the Tally plague and is coughing up a storm

by youngmoney69 September 8, 2021

Tally Wally

The lifetime companion of Chubby Bubby.
Is your best friend and together you're just a little bit ✨special squared✨
They have other names too, but this one just seems to fit better, as you know, they are very tall and wall rhymes so yep.
They are a decent musician and sometimes smart.

Tally Wally! Good to see you bestie!! :D

by here_be_ducks October 17, 2022

Housewife Telly

Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex

Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television

Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...

by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011