tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.

Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.

by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024

tato

another way of saying potato but a short way of saying it

Tato and tato waffles

by DeebotheGOAT January 10, 2022

Tato

Someone that doesn’t care what other people names mean

Tato: “no one cares what people’s names mean sorry”

by Surrey . Co November 22, 2021

Tato

Tato is me, and Tato is super epic and poggers, Tato deserves your wallet

Friend: Hey Tato
Tato: Bruh

by Tato Totz November 17, 2020

tato

he’s just him.

tato the realest

by 2 real for this gen October 24, 2022

Tato sucker

Like a rat licker but worse

Oh no it's a tato sucker

by E_E_TRIPLE_E September 12, 2020

Tato

A big headed chilean with no job or friends who keeps sponging off of his friends to go out on weekends

Do you have money to go out?
- No, Ill have to be a tato

by ThreeLeggedDwarf December 2, 2016