Target

If you live in the U.S.A., there is a good chance you know what "target" is. Target is a store that robs teenagers through the ages of 16 and 18 of their free time that could be used on what they want to do. Target also does not care about employee-well-being. They don't give a flying fuck if your sick, No No, your already on the schedule. we would not want to anger another employee to cover your shift because your sick. I happen to work at target, and let me tell you...it sucks. People have a hissy fit and shit their pants when you put chips on top and bread on the bottom. and that mother fucking red card is pushed on all customers. Yes not guest, CUSTOMERS! Just do your self a good favor, Do not sign the employee contract, you are practically selling your soul to the devil doing so.

Joey: Hey bob, i heard you got a job at target!

Bob: Yeah i did, and it sucks ass! we are forced to call people "guests"

Joey: How is that so ba...

Bob: BECAUSE, The last time i checked, Target is a grocery store, not a fucking hotel. Do you see people sleeping in the coolers and dressing rooms?

Joey: Bu...

Bob: NO, YOU DON'T!

Joey: *Shocked* But i helped you get a job there!

Bob: Fuck you and target, you suck up. go be the managers bitch!

by Screwthaman1265 April 12, 2011

targeted individual

Targeted Individual is a person who has been singled out by a criminal syndicate called "Organized Gang Stalking." The targeted individual is under 24 hour surveillance and is stalked by large groups of various criminals. The new technologies have brought about the possibility of this crime. All of the wireless devices can be hacked and tracked. The criminals carry non lethal weapons in their cars and use them against the Targeted Individual. The weapons are both easy to buy or easy to make. They use lasers, dazzlers, hand held microwave, x ray devices, plasma beams, and other directed energy weapons. The stalkers are working full time to discredit the victims of this crime and to insinuate they are mentally ill to silence the victims. There are now so many victims that the crime is no longer being denied. Even the Department of Justice has verified the fact that group stalking is on a significant rise with a government survey. In a 2009 DOJ study verified there were a total 3,398,630 reported victims of stalking. Out of the total number of stalking victims 13.1 % documented that they had at least 3 or more stalkers. A quick average of the figures (441,821 victims had 3 or more stalkers) (200,000 victims had more stalkers than they could count)

The Targeted Individuals are now raising awareness to this crime by educating the public with websites, books,videos, and blogs.

by Pol-ka Dot October 29, 2015

Target

A company where the bitchy "guests" are treated like gods and the hard working "leaders" are treated like shit. (Like a religious cult. "Leaders".)
When you work at Target you must understand that breaks are 15 minutes, not 14 minutes.
Honestly, it's common sense.
You must also understand that there is NO overtime.

Target employee: Hurhurhur I'm so cool I work in the games department and get to hold the keys that unlock the Wii games!!!!
Ex Target employee: You've been brainwashed by Satan's... err I mean Target's shittiness.

by JonasBrothersAreMyLifeSTFU August 24, 2009

Target

A convention for lululemon wearing basic white girls. After school, basic white girls will all gather up and meet up at target so that they can hangout and spend an hour and a half messing around in target. They’ll gather in groups of 2-6 and will do “crackhead” activities that include getting Starbucks, messing around the store laughing their heads off, and recording themselves on Snapchat doing cringeworthy stuff calling themselves “crackheads 🤪”. They’ll then go home in their daddy’s Jeep Wrangler blasting Morgan Wallen or Luke Combs and will go to Chick-fil-A before they go home just to repeat the same thing tomorrow.

Emily: Let’s go to target Bestie!

Sarah: I’ll go if we can get Starbucks before and Chick-fil-A afterwards.
Emily: Okay queen

by Chad Chett January 30, 2022

alex from target

Fame spreading faster than ebola

me: mum can i go to target?
mum: why?
me: ALEX

(example for alex from target)

by beau_nanas on twitter November 2, 2014

Target run

When one decides to leave their home and “run” to target to purchase a certain item, but ends up purchasing whatever their heart desires.

I need bread, want to do a Target run?

by Wheelsfasho May 2, 2018

Target Girl

A Target girl is a Woman or Girl that dresses like a typical city girl or in Target Clothes. She usually wears Cardigans and loose clothes and is really skinny and usually has 2 necklaces and mid-range hair. She is also the one English Teacher or the 5th/2nd grade Really progressive teacher who is capitalist at the same time. She most likely drives a Subaru Impreza(non WRX) or an Outback or the Toyota Camry or the most popular one, the none other than the Prius.(bonus points for the PriusC ;).) She is also the "cool and nice" Teacher. Her name is usually Jess or Julie. The opposite of a Target Girl is a Pick me Girl

Tyler: Hey Dude, my Teacher is cool right.

Josh: Yea Man but she's a Target Girl, that's why she's chill asl. I wish I had her :/

by SkinnerBoi_69 January 3, 2022