Tango Mike

Thanks Much...T as in Tango M as in Mike

On the net:
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(response) Hellraiser2...Tango Mike

by Hellraiser2 April 28, 2010

horizontal tango

Another way of referring to sex.

Jack: Rachel and Zack are doing the 'horizontal tango'...

by JD UK January 29, 2006

Jimmy Tango

A Saturday Night Live character played by Jim Carey. In the skit, he advertised "Jimmy Tango's Fatbusters", a weight loss plan using pure crystal meth and vibrating heat beads to incur weight loss.

Jimmy Tango says, "RIDE THE SNAKE!"

by Lunch55 March 24, 2008

Empty Tango

The act of two females making love... equipment obviously not included.

Circa 1953.

What is presently referred to as: WOW HER WITH MY AWESOMENESS

Window-Peeper: I heard back in the fifties your grandmother got drunk and did the empty tango with Pocky's kinfolk.

Spoon-Licker: What can I say it was the fifties and she needed a College Rec.

Sheep-Cote Clod: I wish I could harass some sheep. If only it wasn't for my stiff peg-legs *looks down sadly*.

by notchaospocky16or18 March 15, 2010

The devils tango

When someone has sex while in high school there doing the devils tango

Did you hear that they did the devils tango last week

by Alexa🤍 March 3, 2020

Argentine Tango

1. A true lead-follow partner dance that's above the ballroom experience, in that it allows improv and avoids patterns.

2. A dance of one heart and 4 legs.

3. A dance where two people can walk with mindfulness as they enjoy exotic music.

"I dance Argentine Tango because its like having good sex with your clothes on"

by Once Again March 17, 2013

The OhUmSorry Tango

When two people are walking down a hallway or a crowded area and both go the same way when trying to get passed each other. They go back and forth a couple times until one smartens up and just stays while the other one goes past. All the while mumbling "Oh Um Sorry". Gives the illusion of tangoing.

Teacher: "Why were you late to class again!"
Me: "Sorry I was doing the OhUmSorry Tango with someone"
Teacher: "You're excused, now take your seat."

by DoubleYouTeaEff March 21, 2006