Talking Through Your Arse

This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;

“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”

by AKACroatalin September 13, 2016

talking reckless

The act of talking shit with utter disregard toward of fucks given; Speaking out of line.

Mike Mike must not be with this girl no mo cuz he on twitter talking reckless.

by sukmyshoe October 8, 2013

Talking ducks

A term to indicate someone's questioning of the validity of one aspect in a fictional story is in fact overshadowed by the absurdity of the story's basic premise.

A phrase first coined when one person loudly wondered how the ducks in a Donald Duck story managed to breathe under water without any visible breathing apparatus on their diving suit, and another replied "You know you're reading a story about talking ducks, right?"

Seb: "So how did they hide a physical object in a mirror's reflection in the first Harry Potter?"

Gordon: "Dude. Talking ducks."

by OhLookBirdies February 4, 2010

talking stage

When two people basically flirt and start feeling each other and they are just slowly getting into a relationship

Me and her are just talking talking stage

by Melissaxoxo March 16, 2017

Talking shoes

Talking shoes are shoes that the front sole has come loose or unglued. It can also be a generally scuffed or older looking shoe.

"Denard think he a playa but he ain't gon' be gettin no play rockin those sorry-ass talking shoes

by raphaelgoldstein March 4, 2010

talking ben

The most savage dog in the entire world

IShowSpeed: Ben, do you support BLM?
Talking Ben: Yes.
IShowSpeed: Do you support LGBTQ?
*ben hangs up*
NIGGA WHA-

by nike kicks March 1, 2022

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009