taliban tan

Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.

"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."

taliban tan by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Taliban Balla Gang 

Reckless ass niggas who own Faiss Middle School and the southside of Las Vegas. Not associated with Blood or Crip gangs. TBG reps Purple,Camo and green as its colors.

Buster: Taliban Balla Gang some pussies
Taliban Balla Gang Member: What you say nigga *pulls out gun* Boom Boom what you gon say now!

Taliban Balla Gang by TBG_Thugga March 26, 2019

Taliban's Shoe 

Taliban Shoe

Irish Idiom

An item, interest, or hobby that when brought up is extremely socially difficult to explain

Oi Oisin that fox tail you're wearing is quite the taliban's shoe

Taliban's Shoe by neoveci August 30, 2021

Taliban C&B torture. 

Tali C&B torture also commonly referred to as Taliban C&B torture, is one of many C&B torture methods. This one, in particular, focuses more on the scrotum or the ball sack, this usually ends up with the victim getting their sack nailed onto the wall.

Dude, I just saw the most disturbing video of C&B torture to date.

What the hell was it like..?

Jesus man, he nailed the dude's sack on that wall.

Ohhh, you're referring to Taliban C&B torture.

Well, either way, it's still brutal.

Taliban C&B torture. by Saint Nick the 4th November 22, 2021

Taliban Quality 

Something that is so low in quality, that it could be compared to the horrible Taliban that has plagued Afghanistan.

Samsung cameras are literally taliban quality.

Taliban Quality by Hoeman69 February 26, 2022

Taliban taxi

Alternate name for the Toyota Hilux, a small pick-up truck made by Toyota that enjoys great popularity among terrorists and other insurgent groups. Most famously associated with ISIS and the Taliban.

"Ay Bruce, you still got that Hilux?"
"Yeah mate... them old Taliban taxis are bombproof!"

Taliban taxi by Robert Sanvagene December 24, 2022

Taliban Mudflap 

Taliban mudflap: (noun) a sexual act, wherein the female (or male in the case of insurgents) is being penetrated from behind while wearing a skirt (or man jamies), when he approaches the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out screams "lalalalalala" or a similar jihadist exclamation and finishes in her ass.  When complete he cleans himself on the skirt (or in the case of insurgents, the back of his buddy's shirt).

Dude, look at the back of that chicks skirt, she just came out the restroom with her man...looks like he got the booty, she's sportin a Taliban Mudflap

Taliban Mudflap by RoosterWHMC2 February 10, 2012