Skeet n' Scrape

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.

Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

scrapenuts

scrapenuts- n. (not to be confused with the popular breakfast cereal) A condition in which, despite the cold weather and the common belief that the scrotal sac contracts into a tighter position, the testicles of an individual bounce back and forth hitting the inner thighs of the individual while he is scraping ice of off an automobile. This is due to to the stationary position of the legs and the motion of the upper body during the scraping act. This allows for the testicles to swing back and forth and cause the scraper to feel them hitting one inner thigh than the other in a pendulum-like pattern of motion.

Last week after the big ice storm, I was helping my buddy get the ice off of his car windows, and we both got scrapenuts.

by filetofsoul March 13, 2011

Shrape

The act of getting raped by Shrek
When someone fucks u while dressed up as Shrek

Oh shit the n!gga got shraped
Look at dude he looks like the type to shrape

by A fucking racist kant October 23, 2022

pavement scraper

The cock of the walk. The biggest man in town, so big, he drags it in the cement.

"He a real pavement scraper", attitude bar room cowboy.

by Gurly Girl June 6, 2009

Paint Scraper

A girl who wears to much make-up, to the point wear it should be removed by a paint scraper

Snooki is a total paint scraper

by asianK December 29, 2011

City Scraper

A young (wannabe) professional living in London who likes to indulge in the City life but can barely makes ends meet due to the high living costs.

Toddler: Daddy, why is that man lying in the street?He smells like wee and has chocolate on his face?

Father: That's MJ son. He spent too many years as a City Scraper.........and I don't think that's chocolate

by B85 November 28, 2013

labia scrape

When a woman violently mashes her sloppy, wet labia across your greedy face.

Why is your face so red? That damned Chelsea held me down and labia scraped me again, and Terrell just sat there and watched!

by yer shirt December 16, 2016