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dick suckery

To engage in homosexual acts or non-homosexual acts that are seen to others as ridiculious.
Private Joe Snuffy wrecked his car while his buddy's head was in his lap. I personally have never seen a more obvious act of dick suckery in my life.
by carp of the carps January 1, 2009
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Secretary

Secretary, derived from the word "secret" meaning secret person, or in latent terms, "slave."
Do you have a secretary?
by Bob Loblaw12 February 3, 2010
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Secretary of the Pleasurey

A rank in government that regulates all adult entertainment (Porn Czar).
President Bill Clinton tried to appoint Larry Flint as Secretary of the Pleasurey in 1998 to divert attention from the Lewinski scandal.
by backotruck January 11, 2013
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Company Secretary

A Company Secretary is a senior position in a private sector company or public sector organisation, Also known as Compliance Officers, it is one of the positions that is a part of the key managerial personnel of any Company. Instagram @mission.cs
Company secretary -one of the key managerial person
by Mission CS November 27, 2021
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Secretary Terrorist

The slang name/identity used to describe most undercover explosive experts.
"hello Bin Laden, i'm your secretary terrorist" Said the undercover FBI agent.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Secretary

Secretary, also known as Secret-ary. A female employed to sharpen pencils but is not very good at keeping Secrets around the office.
Fat Sharon: Hey - I heard that you blew the boss at the christmas party... Is that true?

Secretary: Yeah I did!
by BeanwebOz June 25, 2008
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secretary

one who works in an office/school who gets all the dirty work dumped on him/her. usually female, in 50s most boring , worst job complete opposite of anyone's real ambition probably worse than janitor cause you have to deal with snot nosed kids like the ones from my school
Student: Mr.Smith(teacher), somebody beat me up (tracks blood down hall)
Mr.Smith: Oh, go to Barbara (school secretary)
Barbara: go to your teacher
Student: But he told me to go to you!
by Mimono December 2, 2010
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