sober mode

A temporary state of seriousness, intelligence, and coherence, occasionally achieved by someone high or drunk

Hey dude, your parents are calling, sober mode real quick.

by spadefish April 5, 2008

Saber Slaughter

The act of murder using only the male genitalia

This man committed Saber Slaughter by forcing her to choke on his penis.

by Free-Tshirts February 8, 2018

Siberian Sandstorm

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and you cum on the girl's face then throw sand on it

While Jared was fucking Chantelle, he gave that bitch the ol' siberian sandstorm. whore.

by Khalid A. January 5, 2011

the brown light saber

after inserting your penis into a persons booty, you wave your penis around in a circular motion while saying "I am your father"

Dude I gave that girl a the brown light saber after watching the trilogy last night.

by brandi ford July 26, 2006

California Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.

"No thanks," Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, "I'm California Sober this month."

by CPaigeS December 10, 2016

Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

Sobernaut

A person undertaking a journey through sobriety.

The bold sobernauts slipped the surly bonds of booze-dependence and touched the face of not-being-so-f**ked-up-that-you-spent-the-whole-weekend-hugging-the-base-of-your-toilet-while-wishing-you-were-dead...ness.

by MotorBath May 11, 2018