stubbies

short australian shorts that define the typical aesthetic of the true blue aussie bloke.
also: bottles of beer.

" ya wanna goi with caans or stubbies mate?? "
" aww, les goi with tha stubbies mate. Hey....nice pair of stubbies ya got there.."

by herbiewa April 21, 2004

cunt stubble

Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.

Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?

by markyspeaks July 10, 2005

stub nose

how Curt "Ace" pronounces Joe Pesci's gun (snub nose) in the best movie of all time, Casino

Pesci just offed that snooping bitch with his stub nose. Damn, I wish I had a stub nose to off some snooping bitches.

by Fusy Baby December 11, 2004

stubble trouble

the distressing realisation that you've hit some stubble you weren't expecting and it feels so good it ends current sexual activity

as I slid the head of my wang down her stomach and over her shaven haven I realised I was in stubble trouble and quickly apologised for what was to come

by kellydown August 5, 2010

stubble rash

Getting a rash/sore chin from kissing a guy with beard stubble. Same as Beard burn.

I got such a bad stubble rash from snogging Paul last night, it's going to take days for it to calm down.

by smurfette33 May 17, 2014

Stubbed Pencil

A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.

Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.

AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.

One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.

by Sneed213 November 10, 2014

Stabicable

When you're trying to say dispicable but your head wants to think of a cooler word.

That obnoxious guy is so stabicable. Oh crap I meant to say despicable.

by GorillaZ 807 June 28, 2017