stumples

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009

strumpling

A meaningless word that can be used in place of any word(s) in a sentence. Especially good to use in place of profanity.

"WHAT THE STRUMPLE IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?"

"I'm SO strumpling tired, I think I'm gonna go home and take a nap."

by Bradley & Lauren December 23, 2008

strumpety scrumpet

Whorey sex biscuit

Abi swann is such a strumpety scrumpet!

by the scrumpinator!!!! October 21, 2010

stumplestiltskin

A short man usually with a Napoleon complex who has a miniscule penis. Maybe inverted or stunted at a young age this penis may be impossible to spot with the naked eye. Never the less it is there short in stature just like the man it belongs to.

Jane: How was your date with Larry?

Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

Strumped

Sitting on the floor in a circle or large group while on ecstasy (MDMA). Usually licking lips with eyes rolling around or sucking on a pacifier etc..

"Look at that e-bumper, shes totally strumped!"

by Dae408 February 5, 2010

Strumper

A Man or Woman who has an obsessive desire in chasing many women/men.

You are such a dirty strumper!

by Griselda September 18, 2008

Scrumplefi

To scrumple somebody.

Don't scrumplefi him by looking into his eyes.

by chocolateThundah June 17, 2010