stradman

Owns lots of cars and says they sound like a fusion vacuum

Stradman is the best

by Tmvvv December 21, 2020

Strangling the pig

When a womans jeans are too low and her G-String is popping out of the top. Must be a g-string as the tension from the crack and top of the jeans creates as strangling effect on the G-String.

Brian: "wow, did you see Totti's G-banger at lunch today"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"

by drizzle87 August 9, 2013

StangGang

A group of students who go to montco also known as the Harvard of community colleges. Montco ranks higher than competitor schools such as Temple, and Penn State. Every student will end up either going to Harvard, Yale, or UPenn. Students spend adequate amounts of both working, studying, and partying. There are no frats on the campus because they were banned because of students partying to hard. #StangGang

Did you hear about William? Yea he’s in StangGang and turned down his offer from Cornell.

by thegoat00 October 19, 2018

strangling the wildebeest

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

by Neologizer July 16, 2014

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008

The Strongman

When you sit on a plank of wood with your penis exposed and a bell in your hand and invite people to take swings at your penis in order to ring the bell and win a prize.

"I got bored with our usual sex, so I invited the girlfriend to step up and perform The Strongman"

"Well, that explains the bandages on your crotch..."

by Jaiger October 7, 2011