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Ready ready strawberry

When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.
Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.
by Peter Rooter June 3, 2023
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reverse strawberry alarm clock

Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.
"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"
by dtoss August 9, 2015
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Strawberry Flavored Penis

Strawberry Flavored (Penis) is when one of your guy buddies pulls girls left and right and doesn't even try to do so. He often times has no clue that the girl is even in to him but he still ends up at least getting her number. For some reason girls must be able to pick up on the scent of the strawberry effect and they have no choice but to be drawn to him.
He went home with that girl from last night? Damn he must have a Strawberry Flavored Penis!

He hooked up with another chick last night? Strawberry Flavor must have been in full effect.
by tomtomtofu January 17, 2010
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mexican strawberries

Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!
by oldschoolio June 12, 2007
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Strawberry Lipstick

Another name you can call a dick. It's also a song bye YUNGBLUD
guy1: dude my girlfriend sucked my Strawberry Lipstick
guy2: you don't have a girlfriend
by Your Dad Gay November 5, 2020
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strawberry legs

Strawberry legs occur when enlarged pores or hair follicles trap dead skin, oil, and bacteria. A person often experiences strawberry legs following shaving. Other skin conditions that can cause strawberry legs include clogged pores, folliculitis, dry skin, and keratosis pilaris.
Person1: my skin is always bumpy after I shave especially on my arms and legs I think I have eczema.
Person2: Wow I think I’ve heard of something like that called strawberry legs and a lot of people get it or can be born with it.
Person1: do you know if it might go away
Person2: it usually fades away with exfoliation, using a sharp razor, or waxing.
Person1: thanks for the information.
by Student1233 December 11, 2019
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Strawberry cookie dawg

A strain of some heavy ganja
“ what u smoking there la smells heavy like”

“Just some strawberry cookie dawg la get on it

“Arrr niceone kid been itching for it all day la”
by R kid mixer man September 4, 2021
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